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How Fulcrum field inspection software helps Elf on the Shelf

By Linda Schwefel
December 19, 2022

Optimizing Santa’s away team: Elf on the Shelf

Most of us have heard of Santa’s omniscience in knowing and grading children’s behavior on a simple pass/fail (bad/good) scale. But in the past few years, there’s been an exciting new development in the whole “Naughty/Nice List” tradition in the form of mass market Elf on the Shelf (shown below being all smug and judgmental). These elves are made to surveil children in the weeks before Christmas, covertly reporting back to Santa what they witness for ease of naughty/nice determination.

Elf on the Shelf watching, judging - Fulcrum elf on the shelf

I saw that.

Who’s watching the watchers?

While a huge advance in collecting timely child behavior data from the field, the elves are not flawless. Some words about the elves from those in Santa’s workshop highlight their drawbacks:

  • Inconsistent reporting in the field. As one workshop elf revealed, “Some elves will report every stolen cookie or overdue library book. Still others will ignore infractions that would result in serious jail time. You can’t trust them to be fair or consistent.”
  • Who’s watching the watchers? There is no oversight on the field elves. As a result, many go rogue, failing to report on anything, and ignoring their surveillance duties.  As noted in one shameful Pinterest board, some of these elves treat the time away from Santa’s workshop like prisoners out on parole. Supervisor elves and even Santa himself has no way of knowing what these remote workers are up to, or how they’re sullying the Santa name and legacy.
  • The awful commute. Even for elves that are diligent in their duties, there is the problem of reporting back to the big man. Every night, the elves make the long trek back to the North Pole to spill the beans on their surveilled children yet return to the field site by dawn. “It can be literally thousands of miles,” revealed one weary elf. “Sure, we’re magic and can travel incredibly fast, but it’s still not instantaneous. Plus, jet lag is murder.”

How Fulcrum revolutionizes naughty/nice data collection

With field inspection apps like the one shown, elves are given clear directions and checklists for children’s deeds, both good and bad, ensuring consistent grading from house to house, and elf to elf. Supervisors back at the workshop can easily check in on elves’ locations and even watch as they do their work to ensure that every elf is not slacking off to party with Barbie.

Screenshot of Fulcrum Elf on Shelf app

Screenshot of Fulcrum Elf on Shelf naughty checklist

Finally, gone are the days where elves end exhausting days spying with trips to the North Pole. With field inspection management software, the data is uploaded and shared in real-time with any supervisor or Santa himself for quick cataloging of naughtiness and niceness, along with available powerful custom reports to swiftly determine whether a kid deserves a PS5 or a lump of coal. And for the real hard cases, the field elf can refer the erring child for follow-on remediation activities.

Thank you to Santa and his field team of elves for trusting Fulcrum for naughty/nice reconnaissance. And happy holidays and a prosperous New Year to all!

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